👉 "2000 August: That's like saying the Earth decided to throw a party for itself on the 15th of August, but this time, it was dressed in all black and only invited its worst exes. Imagine the atmosphere: 'Welcome back, but only if you've got the courage to dance with your ex-girlfriend in the rain while wearing a suit.'"
Edgy sentence: "The 2000 August moonwalked across the desert, auditioning for the role of a lone, sun-baked, ex-girlfriend in a dance-off against a cactus."
